South East Asia
Tuesday, June 24, 2004
Mr. Burns visits Malaysia
By Jill and Eric
After brief stops in Japan and Thailand, we've touched down in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. We were greeted yesterday by a thick blanket of smog and smoke, apparently from forest fires on Sumatra, Indonesia. The smoke was a big surprise, and the papers suggest it might not go away for some time--perhaps not before the September rainy season. That means that a good portion of our trip in SE Asia may be cloaked in smoke. We saw a satellite image yesterday that showed nearly all of Peninsular Malaysia and Singapore hidden by a think cloud of smoke--the same cloud that's actually blotted out the sun here (very reminiscent of the Simpsons episode in which Mr. Burns blots out the sun over Springfield). We're playing it by ear at this point, but we may have to change plans if the areas of Sumatra we're interested in visiting are on fire.
Indonesia has a history of bad fires. In 1997, fires burned uncontrollably for months, reducing visibility in cities like Singapore and K.L. to just a few feet. We're hoping it doesn't get that bad this year--not only for our trip, but for the people and wildlife that live in the area. The fires burning now were apparently set by farmers and loggers illegally clearing the jungle. Right now there are around 250 "hot spots," but the dry conditions and strong winds suggest that the number could double. The smoke has been an immediate introduction to some of the environmental problems in the region--illegal logging and slash and burn agriculture--and their consequences.
We're heading to a national park in Central Malaysia today--Taman Negara (read all about it here)--and we expect it too will be clouded by smoke. We're hoping to get in some jungle trekking and we're looking forward to a little birding with our fancy new binoculars.
Wednesday, June 25, 2004
Mono-riffic
By Eric
We had some time to kill yesterday while waiting for a bus. So we rode the Kuala Lumpur monorail around town. You guessed it: clean, fast, quiet, efficient, frequent. Get on board, people--the monorail is the future!
We should ammend the constitution to abridge freedom of speech in only those instances in which people criticize monorails. Monorail opponents should be summarily jailed and their residences or businesses should be seized by the transit authority and converted into a monorail stop.
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Who needs blood anyway?
By Eric
Okay, I'm on the mend now. I hope. After a couple of days of languishing with a fever in our hotel room in Kuala Lumpur's Chinatown, I'm eager to get outside and do something with my pale, sweaty self.
Apart from the onset of my fever, we had some interesting experiences in Taman Negara National Park. (Interestingly, my rudimentary understanding of Bahasa Malayasian makes me think that Taman Negara actually just means "national park," but pay no attention to that.) Even in a couple of days there, it was evident that the jungle is teeming with life. Among the more exciting wildlife sightings were dozens of water buffalo, leaf monkeys, huge frolicking river otters, brightly colored kingfishers, bizarre looking hornbills, and the common but colorful British backpacker.
We even had one close encounter with the local wildlife--unfortunately it was of the unsavory sort. Upon finishing a morning day hike we checked for leeches, which are a fairly common annoyance in the Asian jungle. I'm not particularly averse to leeches, but I was not prepared to find my socks soaked through with blood. When I say "soaked," I mean that when I peeled my socks off, blood actually poured out onto the ground. I had five wounds from the little bastards, some of which took a long time to stop bleeding because of the anti-coagulant that they use to keep the host's blood flowing. Jill had a nasty one too. It made me feel a little like Indiana Jones.
A final note. Toman Negara was much like national parks at home in the sense that you can spend your time with hordes of sunburned travelers or you can--with a little effort--be alone in the wilderness. Jill and I day hiked alone into the jungle, avoiding the two or three trails that everyone is told to walk. In five or six miles we did not see a single other person. I couldn't help feel a little sorry for the other travelers we talked to who complained about how touristed the park is. But who knows-- maybe they felt sorry for me with my big purple leech wounds.
Set Back #1
By Jill
We've encountered the first set back of our travels. Set backs are to be expected, but that fact that the first one arrived five days into the trip was a bid of a surprise. Two days ago Eric was attacked by a troubling fever/cold while we were in Taman Negara National Park. He's slowly mending, but it's taking time.
Because it is hotter than hell in the jungle (and more humid too), we've retreated to Kuala Lumpur to recuperate. We're basking in the comforts of air conditioning, McDonalds, and Chinese medicine. I expect we'll be here a couple more days while we focus on getting Eric's fever below 100. (Any advice?)
Since I have time to kill, I've been exploring Kuala Lumpur (or KL as the locals call it). I have to say it is a highly under-rated city. In fact, I love it. I just wish Eric felt better so he could explore it with me. We're staying in Chinatown, where you can buy knock-off handbags by the dozens and also get an amazing Chinese potion to cure a cough. I also bought the "Da Vinci Code" at a bookstore across from our hotel and am busying myself by solving a Parisian murder mystery.
Eric's illness may have been a set back, but at least it has given us the chance to discover K.L.'s more charming side and it has also given us a little downtime, which is probably the real medicine we need.
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
The Highlands
By Eric
We're leaving the big city today, in favor of the simple pastoral life to be found in the nearby Cameron Highlands. Situated in the misty mountains, they're home to tea plantations, colonial architecture, and numerous trails through the montane forests.
The Cameron Highlands are sometimes called the "England of Asia." Which of course is why I came to Asia in the first place. To see England. And which also reminds me that I like to think of Kuala Lumpur as the Seattle of the tropics (there's a Starbucks just across the street where all the young hipsters hang out).
Saturday, July 3, 2004
The Leavenworth of Asia
By Eric
We're ensconced here in the Cameron Highlands, in an idyllic little mountain town of faux-Tudor architecture--a town a little like a certain "Bavarian" village in the Cascades. But just like the actual Leavenworth, it's surprisingly fun.
We've been particularly enjoying the meals here. There's much excellent Indian food, though last night we sampled the local specialty, Steamboat, which is essentially a Chinese fondue in which the various meat, fishes, and veggies are boiled in a spicy soup. Tomorrow we're back on the road. It will be a somewhat long day as we head to the northeast corner of Peninsular Malaysia to a pair of tiny islands off the east coast where the beaches and snorkeling are supposed to be spectacular.
Oddly though, we're both feeling a little ... lost, I guess. We've decided not to go to Sumatra (in Indonesia)--at least not as soon as we'd planned--because our guts are telling us not to. (We've made a pledge to follow our guts in the moment rather than plans we made at home months ago.) But, we're not quite sure what to do with ourselves instead. We've been traveling long enough now to be thoroughly over the initial culture-shock, jet lag, and whatever else afflicts neophyte travelers. So now what?
Neither one of us is keen on inhabiting the vacuous backpackers circuit for any longer than necessary. (In fact, we were surprised at how quickly that circuit lost its appeal.) We both now feel an urge to find some deeper meaning in this trip--but where and how remain open questions. Stay tuned...
Monday, July 5, 2004
Splashing Out in the Perhentian Islands
By Jill
We've landed in tropical heaven--the Perhentian Islands off the east coast of Malaysia. And yes, it really is as amazing as you could imagine. Our best advice is to quit work immediately and come join us. We'll save a snorkel mask for you. (For the nonBrits of the group, splashing out means living large, and it's my new favorite phrase.)
Wednesday, July 7, 2004
Into the shallows
By Eric
I don't have enough superlatives to describe our first ever experience snorkeling. From the second I put on my mask and peered beneath the water I was astounded--simply astounded. The dreamlike coral gardens are home to hundreds of brightly colored tropical fish that swim right up to you. Everything is bathed in a warm surreal turquoise blue. Some highlights include massive clumsy groupers, angular fierce sharks, a sting ray, and even a handful of sea turtles.
Plus, snorkeling is the ultimate lazy man's sport. Basically, it consists of floating face-down in warm water and pointing. Without getting too Freudian, it's not unlike the womb.
So, if by the tenor of this post it's not already obvious, we're settling into traveling a bit more. And if we haven't yet discovered deep meaning about ourselves and the purpose of this trip, we've at least discovered contentment in a small way. It's nice. Unfortunately, however, I've lost my wife. She's been swallowed whole by Edith Wharton's "The Age of Innocence." The prospects of recovering her look small.
And speaking of Jill, she wouldn't let me write this post without promising to include our most recent wildlife sighting. In the garden in front of our chalet we've been hearing the most godawful shrieking sound every evening at dusk. Turns out, the source is giant--and I'm talking about three foot wingspans here--bats that fight over the tree's fruit. We spotlighted three tonight and watched the hideous devil-beasts claw through the tree and wrestle over their dinners. <
Friday, July 9, 2004
Busy Days
By Jill
Today's our last full day on the Perhentian Islands, and we're both feeling a bit sad to go. It's been a delightfully restful time, where a "busy day" involves no more than six hours of activity. (And of course, you must have one full day of rest following any busy day.) Perhaps most restful has been the warm evenings, which we've spent eating a late dinner and then lounging on the front porch of our chalet, watching the geckos eat moths on the ceiling and listening to nazgul-like bat battles in the neighboring tree.
We've taken to reading aloud nature essays by David Quammen in the evening, which help us to ponder the natural world around us, and surprisingly they have fit very well into the theme of the trip. We read a fun essay about the purpose of scientific investigation of the natural world, which looked a study on how fast lizards can run when chased. (Of course our eyes turned upward to the little geckos above our heads. You can guess whether we conducted our own experiment.) Two nights ago when the bats were doing their best fighting we read a delightful essay about why people have phobias of natural creatures--spiders, snakes, etc. I myself suffer from a phobia of bugs on my body (which actually served me well in the leech incident; you'll note I only had ONE leech bite compared with Eric's FIVE.) Eric suffers from a phobia of bats, which I'm sure you'll all agree is a silly phobia since bats are adorable foxes with wings, despite their screeches.
Yesterday we had a very busy day (read: seven hours of activity followed by a nap). We kayaked around the island to deserted beaches where we snorkeled in the bays and played frisbee in the shallows. It was another amazing snorkeling experience. I had expected that this trip would look mostly at terrestrial wilderness, but now I'm finding myself more and more drawn to underwater wilderness. It's an environment that is totally foreign and fascinating, a place where humans can't help but feel like clumsy intruders.
Snorkeling, a little like birding, provides you with the unique chance to watch wildlife basically going about its business. While I have to confess that fish are utterly inscrutable to me, it's still fascinating to watch them eat, swim, fight, hunt, poop, and everything else without any apparent concern about the giant, white, flailing, snorting thing just overhead. As with most wildlife vieiwing, we've discovered that staying still yields the best results. A few moments of quietness above a coral outcropping reveals dozens of fish and fish-activities that you'd never notice just dog paddling by.
Unfortunately, in the course of our lovely day, Eric managed to inhale so much sea water through his nostrils that it was pouring out of his head for the next five hours. He's quite certain that the salt water has eaten away his brain and rendered him simple. He has instructed me to give you this request: Please be kind to him when he returns home. He means well, he's just simple.
Tomorrow we're off to a turtle sanctuary halfway down the east coast. From there we'll either head inland to the jungle of another national park or out to Tioman Island for more snorkeling and other water activities. (For those readers out there who painfully remember my high school stint as "Bloody Mary" from South Pacific, you'll be interested to know that Tioman Island is the famed "Bali Hai" in the movie version of the musical.)
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
"Live and Learn"
By Jill
In that last few days, Eric and I have adopted the saying "live and learn" as the motto of our trip. For example, we learned that a two hour river trip to see monkeys, otters, iguana, snakes, birds, and much much more, was actually a 1 1/2 hour trip in a fume-ridden boat to see a few snakes, one monkey, and birds in traps (the bird trade--for pets--is alive and well in Malaysia, and incidentally contributing significantly to the decline of a number of bird species.)
We also learned that you should never get your hopes up for an Western meal in an Eastern country (unless you're eating at it McDonalds, and even then it's dicey). For example, when the guidebook says a restaurant serves "good pizzas and Italian food" you should also add "for a country that does not specialize in pizza and pasta." And you should be prepared to pay high prices for pizza on a thin cracker crust, tomato sauce with uncertain ingredients, and topped with spam and plastic-tasting cheese.
Another thing we've learned (and this is where the live part comes in) is that things always work out, no matter how stressed you are at the moment. Malaysia has turned out to be a fantastically easy place to travel and the express buses DO NOT play music--anyone who has traveled in the third world understands the importance of this fact. (Actually, Eric and I discussed today giving Malaysia first world status solely based on the condition of its express buses.)
Eric's going to post in a minute about our amazing wildlife adventure since we last wrote. I'll simply say that last night I saw "earnestness" personified--well I guess animalified.Tomorrow we're heading back into the jungle--back to the land of the leeches--for three hard days of trekking. Then we're off to Singapore for some much needed R & R before heading to Indonesia.
Turtlenecking
By Eric
At 10:00 pm yesterday a quick knock on the door of our chalet summoned us out. In moments we were in the back seat of a car zooming through the tropical night in single-minded pursuit of our goal: sea turtles.
The green sea turtle lands frequently at night on the sandy beaches of eastern Malaysia. And the tourist industry here--an industry of dubious ethics--caters to those who would see the turtles land, crawl painstakingly up the beach, dig a nest in the sand, and lay it's eggs. It's an activity that's not for the impatient or the sleepy.
For the moment, I'll skip most of the details of our long night at the beach, but it's a story that I'm sure we'll tell later. Amidst incoherent jabbering in several languages, hustling down the beach, squatting on the sand, and then hustling back just the way we came (wash, rinse, repeat), we were lucky enough to observe a turtle laying its eggs. It wasn't exactly the pristine experience you might imagine. Unless, of course, you were imagining Jill and me along with 20 Singaporean Chinese crowded around the female turtle while a flashlight illuminated the nest and the emerging eggs. The big sad creature lay there on the sand, painfully aware of our presence, dropping forty or fifty eggs into its sandy hole.
Because natural depredation and human egg collectors make for a wicked combination that's threatening the continued existence of the species, the sanctuary's rangers collect the eggs on the spot. (There's still a thriving black market for turtle eggs in Asia and the nests are easy prey for poachers who can follow the obvious track-marks up the beach.) The eggs are kept in a nearby hatchery and the hatchlings are released at night, safe from the prying eyes of predators.
The highlight of the night--and undoubtedly of the trip thus far--was participating in an evening's release of several dozen hatchlings into the sea. Each little eager turtle, a miniature replica of the 1000-pound adults, can rest on the palm of your hand. In fact, the rangers let us each hold a hatchling before we set them down on the sand and watched them scramble toward the lapping sea. One by one, the waves bowled them over and them sucked them out toward their destiny.
Standing there on the beach, after the last one had been taken by the sea, I felt humbled in a way that's hard to explain. Overhead I could see the vast constellations and the Milky Way; in front of me was the long expanse of the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean; the lights of an oil refinery twinkled on a distant shore; on the horizon; the lights of what I guessed to be fishing boats floated silently on the horizon; around me were other people wearing shorts, holding cameras, whispering excitedly, and tromping around the beach.
It's estimated that only one hatchling in 500 will live the 20 or 30 years it takes to reach maturity. The best research suggests that at this time, it's an open question whether any of four species of turtles that visit the Asian coastlines will survive. That is to say, in our lifetimes--and perhaps in the near future--we may see the extinction of these sea turtles. The giant leatherback turtle, of which only four have landed this year, will probably vanish in the next several years.
Friday, July 16, 2004
The end of life as we know it
By Eric
Was that title too melodramatic?
One biological survey in Endau Rompin National Park's tropical rainforest (the home of the leeches that Jill mentions in her post, below) examined a single 150-acre plot (a square mile has 640 acres) and found 814 different species of woody plants. According to the park information center, that's more than can be found in all of Canada and United States combined. So the biological diversity here, as measured by plant life, is truly astonishing.
But much of the diversity here is vanishing at an equally astonishing rate. Of course, we usually don't notice when rare species of plants are relegated to oblivion. We only tend to notice the larger, more charismatic fauna. For example, this national park harbors some of the last remaining Sumatran rhinos in Malaysia and in the world (here's a picture and some info). How many?, you may wonder. The best guess is just four. Four.
None of us were alive during the 19th century, when we Americans extirpated our own big animals--and likely hundreds or thousands of plants and insects--from most of their historic range. The wolves, grizzlies, bison, etc. that once flourished in North America now inhabit a few island ecosystems in national parks or are simply vanished, probably for good, from huge portions of their ancestral homes. But in the 21st century, we'll likely witness the extinction, or functional extinction, of the big fauna of the less developed world, like here in Malaysia, and we probably won't be aware of the plant life that vanishes, sometimes before it can even be classified by scientists. It's anyone's guess how much longer the tiny rhino population here will linger; but my guess is that it won't be much longer.
Sorry for the less than upbeat post. Next time I'll try for something a little more positive...
The horror, the horror
By Eric
Yesterday, I finished reading one of the best novels I've had the good (or bad?) fortune to read in quite a long time: The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton. If you've ever experienced unrequited love, felt your youthful aspirations straightjacketed by social expectations, or simply like pain for it's own sake, you'll love this novel. I think if Jill and I hadn't ended up together I probably would have leapt off a tall building after reading the final chapter. It's cheery.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger (body builder not governor or actor) of Jungles
By Jill
Our foray into Endau Rompin National Park can best be described as our previous jungle experience on steroids. It was infinitely more wild, and yes, there were infinitely more leeches. Thanks to my vigilant leech watch, I have returned from the jungle leech-bite free. You should not assume that leeches did not try to bite. I removed at least 30 from my shoes and socks. Eric snapped more than one photo of me bent over frantically poking my shoes with a stick. It turns out that the leeches are more bark than bite, meaning that their bites aren't actually all that painful or dangerous. But the bark was enough to send me beyond the bounds of rationality.
Poor Eric was not as lucky as I was. Perhaps worst of all, he had the horrible misfortune of finding a leech stuck to his neck. NECK! I believe he has returned to the city with 10 bites, mostly on his ankles. And he tells me they are more itchy/painful than the previous bites, which fits with the greater intensity of the jungle experience.
I am afraid that it is partly my fault that Eric became a leech casualty. He may have neglected his own needs to attend to my frequent panic attacks and screams to "Get the bastards off of me." (He also went above the call of duty to remove an insect--1/2 spider, 1/2 scorpion--the size of my hand from the back of my shirt without my knowledge and to only tell me about the experience when we were in the safety of our chalet. I think he has earned the right to call in a few favors at a later date.)
During one of my rantings on leeches, our guide shrugged: "It's nature. What do you expect?" That got me thinking. What do I expect from nature? After all, this trip is about experiencing nature. I can certainly tell you what I prefer. I prefer a nature sans leeches, biting flies and, well, any other parasite (although I'm willing to tolerate mosquitoes, probably due to my Minnesota upbringing.) I'd also appreciate a nature without 1/2 spider, 1/2 scorpion insects the size of my hand. Basically, why can't all nature be as tranquil and welcoming as the North Cascade's high alpine meadows on a warm September day? The past three days have definitively demonstrated that all nature is not.
Seriously though, our trips in the jungle have caused me ponder the importance of natural places even if they turn out to be not very fun places to visit. I think I embarked on this trip with the somewhat idealistic notion that I could be happy any time I was in wilderness. Well, I was just in real wilderness and I was not happy, or at least I was not happy all the time. Although I've had an academic understanding of the importance of wild places just for the sake of wildness rather than as some place I could visit, the jungle has brought that understanding home. I am very happy that Endau Rompin National Park exists in this world (especially given the sea of palm tree plantations that surround the park), but I am also very happy that I won't be going back.
I should not paint the experience as all pain. It was actually quite amazing. This morning we stood on the top of a mountain and looked out at a sea of rainforest that stretched for miles. At the same time we heard gibbons (a type of ape) dueting in a nearby tree. (Gibbon mates duet with hoots and hollers that sound a lot like ambulance sirens. They duet every day, apparently to keep the marriage from growing stale. Eric and I decided we would hoot and holler every day to prevent our marriage from growing stale, but then we realized that hooting and hollering is probably banned in Singapore.) We also saw elephant tracks leading down to the river and we had reports of eight elephants just two miles from our campsite. Although we didn't see all that much wildlife, we definitely left with a sense that the jungle was alive.
Despite its authoritarian tendencies, Singapore will be a welcome treat. I've got a serious hankering for some pampering and I know Eric plans to hit McDonalds as soon as we cross the border.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Not What You'd Expect
By Eric
Singapore is one of the most interesting places on the planet--at least one of the most interesting places that I know. I'm having much the same experience I had when I visited the city briefly eight years ago. Despite it's reputation for authoritarianism and disciplinarianism, it's a really pleasant place.
The public transportation system--particularly the subway--is head and shoulders above any transit system I've used anywhere in the world, including Europe. The streets are clean and pedestrian-friendly. The population is racially diverse and harmonious. There's a wealth of cuisine and culture from around the world. The citizenry is prosperous, polite, and tolerant. The infrastructure is, in many cases, actually superior to North America's and Europe's. There's even a surprising abundance of green space and conservation areas for a small, densely populated island. Much of the time, it feels like Portland, Oregon. Yesterday, for instance, we visited the botanical gardens and the national orchid garden, both of which are absolutely first-class by international standards--probably better done than Central Park in New York or Stanley Park in Vancouver.
I suppose that as a visitor I realize only the positive attributes of the island and won't be troubled by Singapore's less savory features such as media censorship, astringent law enforcement, and less-than-perfect systems for political participation. Still, taken in the context of Southeast Asia, which wrestles with oppression in the form of Islamic fundamentalism and poverty--in addition to autocratic governments--Singapore looks pretty darn good.
I'd encourage anyone to visit. I suspect that Singapore challenges the preconceptions of liberals and conservatives alike. It's also an endlessly diverting place to explore.
Singapore Comfort
By Jill
I've been excited about coming to Singapore for over a year now and I must say, it has not disappointed me. The mass transit is superb and dirt cheap; the shopping is irresistible; and the parks/gardens are sublime.
I'm suffering from a bit of sticker shock though. We paid more for our dinner last night (at a "NY deli" that turned out to be more of a diner) than we spent in a day in Malaysia. At this point, I'm willing to pay for a little comfort. I had my first hot shower in over two weeks (don't worry, I've taken cold ones), and our hotel has pillows that I am sure come straight from heaven. Oh yeah, did I mention the wonders of air conditioning and high speed internet?
We're going to bask in the comforts of the 1st world for another day before heading to Lombok Island in Indonesia. There, we're going to climb the second-highest mountain (a volcano) in Indonesia. I'm a little nervous since we've been sea slugs and jungle sloths since we left Seattle. I'm afraid the climb--7,000 feet in 6 miles (and that's just the first day)--is going to kill me. To recover we'll head to the beach for some more time in the water and sun.
(For those who have been asking, we're going to try to upload pictures periodically during the trip, but so far the technology has eluded us. We'll try again when we're back in Singapore.)
Monday, July 19, 2004
The word is out
By Eric
Every cat in Southeast Asia knows that Jill is what con men call "an easy mark." No sooner do we sit down to eat, than a skinny cat with a gimlet eye will come sidling up, looking oh-so-innocent and hungry. Before long, pieces of chicken, clumps of fried rice, even whole prawns will start making their way from Jill's plate to the new cat.
By now, the international cat network telegraphs Jill's movements ahead of us. Cats are waiting for us on our verandah, at our dinner table, on the beach. Jill is single-handedly fattening the region's feline population. But I don't think our own cat, George, would be too pleased if he knew that Jill is spreading her love around...
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Close Call ... too close for comfort
By Jill
Midmorning, as Eric and I lounged on chairs in the delightful beachside garden of our hotel, I decided to get our camera to document our arduous day. (We were dedicating ourselves to leisure in preparation for our mountain climb, which starts tomorrow and lasts three days.) I returned to the hotel room and found no camera. I felt the slow rise of panic as I retraced our steps over the last day. I was pretty sure the hotel staff had not swiped it—too risky. I remembered that we’d taken it to dinner last night and I deduced we’d almost certainly left it on the table.
Eric and I hurriedly walked back to the restaurant, past hawkers trying to sell us everything from watches to coconut bracelets to bananas to marijuana. At the restaurant, the woman told us she didn’t have the camera, but that maybe her “friend” had it. A friend that conveniently would not be back until 3:00 p.m. (It was 11:00 a.m. at that time.)
Dejected, we walked back to our hotel. There we talked to “Mr. Moon” (the hotel manager who we’ve since discovered does nothing unless there is a financial incentive). Mr. Moon gave us the name of the restaurant owner and instructed us to be very firm with him. Miraculously, he also got us in touch with him by phone even though the owner was “traveling” in some unknown location. After Eric talked with the owner and casually mentioned the police to Mr. Moon, we were told again to wait until 3:00.
So the anxious waiting began. Of course I did what any civilized person would do under intense stress and anxiety: I got a massage and pedicure. It was quite tough really, to be pampered by three people at the same time. (Oh, did I mention my pampering cost 4 dollars?)
The massage actually worked wonders on my psyche. By the end, I’d convinced myself that a camera was just a silly material possession and a new one could be purchased with the help of our traveler’s insurance. Unfortunately, the massage did not last until three, so Eric and I decided to busy ourselves with lunch and the Internet to pass the time.
Then, at 2:57 p.m., as we sat in the Internet café a young man came up holding our camera. Apparently he was a hotel worker who “had forgotten” to mention last night that he found our camera “because the restaurant was so busy.” (Translation: the restaurant owner brought the hammer down.)
I sit here now, a much relieved woman with the camera strapped to my body. I expect it will stay strapped to my body for the next three months. Mr. Moon was so delighted to hear the good news that all he could say was, “For thank you, how much? How much?”
Footnote: You may be wondering how the restaurant worker found us in a random Internet café when we hadn’t told anyone where we were going. Well, the tourism industry here on Lombok is “in the tank” and every single person in town knows who you are and where you are at all times. It’s a little creepy actually. I think more people here in Indonesia know my name than do in Seattle.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Eric vs. the volcano
By Eric
We reached the summit of Mount Rinjani at 6:00 a.m. yesterday. Apart from my relief to be done slogging endlessly upward in loose volcanic pumice, my main thought was, "how can it possibly be so cold at the equator?" We were privy to sunrise over dozens of Indonesian islands, including Bali, but the bone-chilling wind at 12,224 feet kept us from lingering. And we still had 10,000 feet (seriously) to descend that day. So last night, back in town, I ate a pizza, got a massage, ate another pizza, and then fell into the deepest sleep I’ve had since we’ve been traveling.
Yesterday was the final day of a three-day climb of Rinjani, the third highest mountain in Indonesia. As guided treks go, this one was pretty dicey: minimal food and gear and inefficient organization. But we had good company with a couple from Sweden and a couple from Switzerland (both couples on their honeymoons). Between disabusing them of their romantic notions of marriage by staging pretend screaming matches and imitating the Swedish chef on the Muppets, we had a great time with them. Unfortunately, by reaching the summit ahead of me, the uber-athletic Swedes foiled my plan to pump my fist in the air and shout "U-S-A! U-S-A number one!"
Rinjani is rather remarkable mountain. Rising straight up from the sea, the summit is essentially a big spike on one side of a huge volcanic crater with a deep lake and an actively forming cinder cone forming in the center (not unlike Crater Lake in Oregon, actually). But I’ve never been on a mountain, not even Baker or Rainier, with such a drastic prominence. You can literally look down the entire height of the mountain to sea level, which is only a few miles from where the slope rises. It was a thrill to have "conquered" the summit, but as these experiences sometimes are, it was also humbling. By the time we finished yesterday, everyone in our party looked like death warmed over. Or more precisely, like death covered in volcanic dust, sunburned, and wilting in the tropical heat (and wondering how we could have been so cold just a few hours ago).
Monday, July 26, 2004
Fowl Play
By Jill
Question: Why did the chicken go up the mountain?
During my time in SE Asia, I've felt that I could eat chicken with moral impunity. In contrast to the horrors of American industrial chicken farming, chickens here basically lead free-range lives. Sure, food may be a little scarce at times, but until the chopping block (or the wringing hands) their biggest threat appears to be automobiles as they try to cross the road--to get to the other side, of course. (Actually, the chickens don't seem nearly as concerned about their prospect as road kill as I am when I'm sitting in the automobile.) My assessment of SE Asian chicken life, however, was challenged on our Rinjani climb.
At the first rest stop, when our porters, who had been walking a ways behind us, caught up with us, I heard a distinct squawk. I looked nervously at Eric and our fellow hikers. "What was that I asked?" Eric shrugged and said, "It sounded like a chicken." At that point, the porter walked past us and we saw, strapped to his bamboo poll, a white plastic bag--a little like a burlap sack--that was squawking and squirming.
It turns out our friendly porter was carrying not one, but FOUR live chickens (2 for dinner the first night, 2 for dinner the second night). I cannot possibly put into words how pathetic and sad the chickens seemed in that plastic bag. Sometimes, a clump of feathers would stick out of a hole in the bag. At other times, the chickens seemed to ruffle each others' feathers and a fight would break out.
Being an animal lover, I became distraught. Until that point, I had the naive notion that SE Asian chickens were comfortable until their final breath. But, in a plastic sack, strapped to a bamboo poll, and jostling up the mountain, these chickens were NOT comfortable.
I wasn't particularly upset about eating the chickens. I was pretty sure they had lived the same happy free-range lives that all the other chickens I'd seen had been living. I was mostly upset that their final day or two would be in a plastic sack. Why couldn't the porters have killed them before we left? Do chickens really go bad that fast?
To make a long story short, our chickens traveled with us to our first campsite, squawking and squirming the whole time. (I tried to stay out of earshot.) At camp, they were plopped down in the dust until dinner time. I never heard any shrieks of death, but after a while I saw our porters plucking two very dead chickens, and then frying them up in a pan. (I never figured out when the other two met their demise, but we did feast on them the next day.)
That first night we were treated to a plate of white rice, vegetables, and fried chicken. During our meal, as the Swedish guy we were traveling with hungrily gobbled a piece of chicken, he said: "If they carry a chicken up a mountain and kill it just for you, you'd better eat it." I had to agree, and so I bit into my own piece of the freshest chicken that I've ever eaten.
Almost famous
By Eric
I was pleased to discover that some of my writing from this spring found it's way into print. An op-ed I wrote on sustainable forestry in Washington state was published last Thursday in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. An Oregon version of the article appeared in the Medford Mail Tribune and will appear again in the Portland Tribune on August 10.
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Kings for a week
By Jill
Our time in SE Asia is quickly coming to an end. It's hard to believe we'll be in South Africa in less than a week. We're spending the sunset of our SE Asia leg relaxing on the three Gili Islands just off-shore from Lombok (which is just east of Bali). They are simply delightful. Yesterday we rented bikes and rode around Gili Trawangan, a journey that took about 2 hours. (Gili Trawangan is known here as the "party island," but it has turned out to be a very mellow party.)
We've been surprised to discover that Indonesia has been our time to rejuvenate and relax, even more than Singapore. We realized that it's because we can live like kings here and never spend more than $45. The facilities are much nicer than those in Malaysia and half the price. And the food is better too. We've taken to eating at least four meals a days. The space between our meals (not a very big space) is spent writing and reflecting on our experiences over the last five weeks. Of course, we also find time to get in a snorkel or two each day, though today we got hit by a nasty wave of sea lice. (I'm still not a huge fan of parasites.)
Sadly, in three days we must give up our kingly lives and return to Singapore, which I expect will not have gotten any cheaper since we left. We've got a million little errands to take care of there, but we're also going to take in some sightseeing, most importantly Snow City (where you can ski down a three-story hill of artificial snow).
We're also going to return to the Raffles Hotel for another famous "Singapore Sling," which at $10 a pop is a substantial, but worthwhile, splurge. Basically, you're paying for the real estate that comes with the drink: the most famous hotel in Singapore. (A standard room will run you a modest $650.) During our first trip the Raffles, we were actually shown out of the lobby! I was pretending to be lost so that I could take a peek, but the peek didn't last long. Our usher out of the lobby was very kind, but very firm in his directions to the bar's side entrance.
Ask Not For Whom the Horn Honks
By Eric
Okay, you're driving down the road and a chicken runs out in front of you. What do you? You honk, of course. Just a quick friendly honk to let the chicken know you're coming. But what if a cat or dog runs out? Same thing -- a quick honk will do. Passing? Honk two or three times quickly. Being passed? Give a honk. See a friend on the street? Honk.
Okay fine, but what if you're just driving down a straight stretch of road and there are no visible obstacles? You should periodically honk the horn. You want to make sure that it's still working, after all, and you'll need it again soon. Uh oh, now we're driving by some fruit stands. Quick, honk!
What if you come to a four way intersection, and someone fails to yield to your right-of-way? Actually, in this case, you'll be so flustered that you'll forget to honk and you'll just throw your hands up. But don't let it get you down. Keep driving. Look out, there's a child near the road. Give a couple of honks.
The first rule of Indonesian pedestrian safety is: "Ask not for whom the horn honks. It honks for thee."
So we're relishing island life because the island has not one single land-based internal combustion engine (and therefore no horns). Your modes of transport are by bicycle, horse-drawn cart, foot, or perhaps snorkeling fin. And while horns aren't strictly necessary at these speeds, it would still be nice to have some way to greet people as I pass by. Honk, honk!
Thursday, July 29, 2004
White Sands with a Side of Desperation
By Eric
Yesterday, we relocated to a small desert island, Gili Meno. It's only a couple of square miles in total, with a distinct Robinson Crusoe feel. I've realized that it's absolutely impossible to be productive in a place like this. We're being lulled into some mysterious torpor wherein over morning coffee on our verandah we mutter something about going swimming in the afternoon. And then Jill says, "maybe I'll buy a mango later..." and trails off vacantly.
But Gili Meno has underscored something we've been observing for the last few weeks. The (eco)tourist economy of Southeast Asia is withering. Hotels and restaurants stand empty or have closed their doors for good. In many places there's an almost ghost-town aura. And while both Jill and I have put up with irritating street hawkers in many places around the globe, neither of us has seen the rising fear and desperation that is evident on the faces of the people here. Their livelihoods are vanishing; and what remains is a return to subsistence farming, itinerant labor in Malaysia (where wages are higher), or poverty.
The currency collapse in Southeast Asia in the later 1990s was the first in a series of blows. Then a worldwide economic recession, then the Bali and Jakarta bombings, then SARS, then the bird flu... Both the American and British governments warn their citizens not to travel to Indonesia and many Europeans have stayed away as well. It's supposed to be "high season" now and yet most restaurants are well-lighted seas of empty tables and anxious, eager waiters.
Because tourism--at least beach tourism--is one of the principal motivations for Indonesia to protect its coral reefs from cyanide-bomb fishing and to protect its sea turtles from numerous destructive practices, the desiccation of the tourist economy is bad news for the ecology, as well as for the locals. To me, it highlights the danger of an economy based on a single workhorse (tourism, in this case). But it also highlights one of the main problems with ecotourism as a development and conservation strategy: tourism is highly capricious and local people have almost no control over their fortunes. Instead, their fortunes are dictated to them by Western economics, geopolitical instability from afar, or government warnings that may be utterly baseless.
Tragically, the bombers in Jarkta and Bali--perpetrated by a few dangerous Indonesian fanatics--may have dealt an economic knockout punch to their fellow tourism-dependent Indonesians. Though tourism has patent downsides, it can also moderate radicalism, enrich locals, and protect biodiverse ecosystems. Sadly, terrorism in Indonesia may result in economic instability, eroded ecosystems, less tourism, and--perhaps--a soil even more fertile for radicalism and terrorism.
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Sheer panic
By Eric
I panicked. I admit it. I completely lost my head.
All I could think was, "Why hadn't I considered this possibility? Why weren't we prepared?"
When the waiter seated us this morning, I had no idea it was a breakfast buffet--a buffet of Western breakfast foods. Without reasoning, acting purely on instinct, I started loading heaps upon heaps of food--pancakes, french toast, hash browns--onto my plate. I reverted to base animal desperation. Asian pork futures skyrocketed as I developed a sudden and unholy lust for bacon. There were muffins and banana bread and chocolat au pain. There was cheese. Cheese, I say. Actual real European cheese. There was a designated omelet chef to whom I sent Jill for my omelet so that I could continue eating without interruption. There was coffee, endless cups of gourmet coffee. There were bowls of cereal to cleanse my palette, and then more scrambled eggs, more bacon, more french toast drowning in syrup and sprinkled with powdered sugar. It was everything I could do to use utensils and not just bury my face in the buffet table.
I was a mess. The wait staff was no doubt horrified by my display of unbridled American consumption. It's been said that Americans consume half of the world's resources, but this is no longer true. I, personally, consume half of the world's resources. The waiters carted away plate after empty plate, while I snorted incoherently for more coffee.
We're staying at the Amara Hotel in Singapore and it's grand. It's a rather tony and hip hotel with freshwater (not saltwater) showers, feather pillows, air conditioning, and all the other luxuries afforded by the first world we've been hankering for.
Tuesday, August 3, 2004
The Fall
By Eric
Today's departure from the Amara Hotel took on Biblical overtones. It felt a lot like Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden of Eden. No more icy air-conditioning, no more Discovery Channel, no more down comforter, no more breakfast buffet. And, as if Satan himself were cursing us, we had to wander Singapore on what is probably the hottest day we've experienced in Asia. So far, we've made the best of things by laying in a store of cheap Penguin edition classics, sucking down 7-11 slurpees, taking a cheesy boat tour of the Singapore River, and hiding out in this Internet cafe.
Late tonight (at 1:45 a.m. to be precise) we're off to Africa. That's Mother Africa to you.
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